Thursday, March 30, 2006

Jack Bauer Facts

* Jack Bauer's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Jack Bauer. * If everyone on 24 followed Jack's instructions, it would be called 12. * If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life. * Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas. * There have been no terrorist attacks in the United States since Jack Bauer appeared on television. * When someone asks Jack Bauer how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously on 24..." * Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes. * When Google doesn't know the answer, it asks Jack Bauer for help.